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Sock Creatures are made to order. All creatures are handmade, and thus will have variations that make them unique.
Please allow 1 week for basic Sock Creatures and up to 2 weeks for custom orders (although it will probably not take that long).
Please note that some sock creatures have buttons, bells, and other objects that might not be suitable for very young children to play with.
We make "child-safe" creatures upon request that look just as cool as the "dangerous" ones (please specify if you want a "child-safe" creature). We accept online PayPal payments, and can accept credit card phone orders, checks, and money orders. $8.00 is added to your order for priority mail shipping.
Above Average Joe Sock Monkey: $45.00 and up
Average Joe Sock Monkey - This is your classic plain old every day sock monkey. He isn't very
interesting, but he does work 40 hours a week, has health insurance, and drives a SUV. We used to make average Joe Monkeys, but not anymore! Now you will have to settle for an Above average Joe.
Send an e-mail to info@fluff.tv describing what features you want your monkey to have. They can be male or female, regular or kid-safe, We can even attempt the resemblance of a loved-one if provided with a photo.
You can describe to us exactly what you want in your ideal sock monkey and we do our best to work with you.
More elaborate details may cost extra.
If you still wish to have a plain, naked monkey, we can do that too, but for the same price as an "Above Average Joe"
Please bear in mind that all our monkeys are lovingly crafted with real vintage socks and stuffed with cotton rags, unless you specify Polyfill.
No offense, A.J.
Colorful Sock Monkey: $45 and up
We can also make monkeys out of different colored socks. The Colorful Sock Monkey is more fun than a barrel of Average Joe Monkeys. Our Custom Sock Monkeys are available in several colors and styles, you name it and we'll do our best to match it.To order, send an email to info@fluff.tv
Red Heeled Sock Creature Kits: $10
Make your very own Sock Creature! We can send you a pair of Rockford Red Heel Socks
(or a pair of socks more suitable to the type of creature you wish to make), assembly instructions,
and material to make just about any Sock Creature you can imagine. Just tell us what kind of creature
you want to make, or else the default is Monkey.
Miscellaneous Custom Sock Creatures
We can custom design a Sock Creature to your specifications, and even make your creature slightly resemble a
friend or loved one if you have a photograph of them (or even just a description). We can also make creatures similar to the ones seen on our gallery page. Just email us for a quote if you are interested. Click here to visit our Fluff Gallery if you need some ideas on what kind of critter you want.
?Random Sock Creature?: $40
We pick out one of our unique sock creations and mail it to you. Won't you be surprised when you find out what it looks like.
OK OK, if you don't like surprises we will email you picture of the creature first if you insist.
Sheesh, kinda takes all the fun out of it don't ya think?
Sock Creature Return Policy
We offer a 100% satisfaction guarantee on all our Sock Creatures. We love every creature we make. We don't want to sell them, but we do to make people happy. If you don't love your sock creature, send him back. We will gladly refund your stinking money and we will
play with your sock creature. They probably didn't like you either.
The coolest sock creatures on Earth (or anywhere)!